Monday, March 28, 2011

A Wee Little Island called Ireland


My lovely San Fransiscan friend, Cherie, and I decided on Ireland as this months trip. We took a long weekend from friday to monday and up and went to Ireland. What a legendary trip twas!!!
This lovely quaint little country, with it's Guiness and Jameson, and it's undulating green fields lined with little stone walls makes me want to be irish. They are such a friendly bunch of people and I had an awesome time there.
The ancient language of Gaelic is still alive and well and all signs are Gaelic, followed by the english translation.
So

Day 1
Friday (Dé hAoine) 25th March 2011

Our Aerlingus flight from Geneva to Dublin departs at 10:35. I took the bus to the airport and met up with Cherie. Super stoked about our first trip since going home for Christmas, we found our gate, boarded the plane and gladly buckled our "wee" seatbelts. We bought 2 decks of cards onboard for 4€ (with the 3-leaf-clover on the back) and passed the time with Go-fish and snap. It was a 2 hour flight which saw us finally landing in good ol' Dublin. The connection to the city was the airlink bus which cost us 6€. You know how it is when you first arrive at the airport - trying to absorb as much as you can of the new place you're in.
Dublin city, hmmm what can I say: reddish-brown-face-brick houses all crammed together as if to keep each other warm, Pubs around every corner: the busiest attractions in Dublin, locals and tourists alike.
The bus dropped us off at Busarus Bus centre, and our lovely little hostel, Jacob's inn, was a but a few skips away. We checked in and locked up our bags. Now for lunch, and of course there was a pub right around the corner which provided us with our first Dublin pub-visit :) after a chicken wrap and a pint of bulmers, our tummies were full, and we were on our way. Wandering around dublin, with the perfect weather, sun a'shinin, was bliss. it was national daffodil day in support of Cancer and there were vendors selling little daffodil badges - the city was covered with folks going about their business with lovely little yellow flowers pinned somewhere on their jackets or shirts.

Dublin has these wonderfully coloured doors.
Fake (but hilarious) reason for this is: So that drunk Irish men may distinguish which house is theirs and thus may find their way home after yet another raucous night at the pub

Real (yet equally hilarious)reason: After the death of the queen Victoria, England ordered the citizens of Ireland (which was still under british rule) to paint all of their doors black in mourning of the queen. The irish rebelled and painted their doors bright colors, and the tradition has stuck.

Good old Irish ;P



Now I have to mention this too, Cherie thought I was being ridiculous but I had so much fun at every street crossing. The noise the traffic lights make indicting whether you can cross the road or not, for some reason makes me think of a space war:
"Go" sounds like PEW!!!PEW!!!PEW!!! = little space gun shooting away.
Listen to it next time you're in Dublin and you'll smile with a star wars scene playing in your mind



We walked down O'Connell street and onto the the south side of the liffy, the infamous Temple bar, scattered with pubs and clubs and bright walls and guinness signs. Of course seeing as Cherie and I have entered into the world of Post-card-hoarding, we returned to the hostel with a few cards in their paper bags - and this is only day 1!!!



A quick power nap was in order before our Dublin Pub Crawl. Dinner at a Mexican restaurant (NEVER EVER DRINK ON AN AMPTY STOMACH - it is so not worth the empty-stomach hangover) So We all met up at The Mercentile pub near Temple Bar, all introducing ourselves to each other as the hostel pub crawlers. That's what I love about Europe and travelling in general, one meets so many different people; We met Germans, Norwegians, British, Americans among others. We drank bulmers and shots. We played flippy cup. It was a bunch of old friends that had never before actually met. Souls in passing, enjoying each other's company for one night :)
1:00 Time to head home, as we don't really want to see our pillows or duvets for the entire day, nursing Irish hangovers.

Day 2
Saturday (Dé Saṫairn) 26th March 2011

Free breakfast cornflakes and toast
Today's Itinierary was trinity College, the medieval section of Dublin and then Jameson Distillery. We just couldn't bring ourselves to do the Guinness Factory as we both detest it - to me, it resembles tar - but hey whatever floats your boat right?
So trinity college was beautiful. Irish weather was back to it's miserable self, yet the grass and the trees of the campus were bright and colourful enough to cheer any old sod up.
We had quite a bit of fun embarrassing ourselves by laughing like hooligans and taking random photos, near the Giant Copper ball.


We found a cute little market centre and were tempted to get piercings done, but opted not to as I was being a pansy and didn't want to deal with the pain for the rest of the trip (don't stress, I'm talking about Ear Piercings here ;P haha)

Mexican food was in order once again for lunch followed by the Jameson Distillery.We met up with some people from the pub crawl last night and did the tour with them. Whisky making is a fascinating process and we got a free drink afterward - jolly nice of them ;P
Before our tour, We happened to go to the Brazen Head, the oldest Irish pub - estimated 1198! That's is crazy, how old that is! The interior is plastered with signed dollar bills and other currencies. Definitely worth a pop-in if you ever get to Dublin.
Got back to the hostel - quite tired out after all the walking - we didn't buy any transport tickets as we thought Dublin pretty small and centered.
Found this cute little Thai place near the hostel and had dinner there before heading to bed early.

Day 3
Sunday (Dé Doṁnaiġ) 27th March 2011
Daylight savings, boy is that confusing!! Lol I may be blonde-minded but trying to organise wake-up time was a bitch. we had to get on the tour bus at 5:50 am. We ponly had our iphone and no proper watch so trying to coordinate times was mad. When our room-mates came home at god knows what hour I woke up and attempted to ask them the time in their drunken stupor. We woke up in time thank god, with the help of the alarm AND timer.

We boarded our bus, sans breakfast or coffee, tired as shit!! Our poor bus driver, Joe Mulligan) attempted to squeeze the enthusiasm out of everyone but the only thing that revived us was the pit stop for coffee and food. The next stop was Limerick where we walked around for 20 minutes, saw the treaty stone where a treaty was signed between the Irish and the Williamites (supporters of the Dutch Prince William). Funnily enough the treat was broken "ere the ink wherewith 'twas writ could dry."
But I guess eventually a real truce was declared as the irish flag with it's Green(irish), Orange(Dutch) and white(surrender) suggest.
We passed a holy water site, and cherie and I, quite thirsty, wanted to fill our bottle with the holy water but couldn't bring ourselves to do it. lol
We finally got the cliffs - They were astounding, breath-taking, magical! 710 feet high!!! We walked along the edges marveling at the expanse of ocean before us, Ireland, it seems, was enjoying our company as the sun shone all day long :)
Post-card were bought in their plenty











The bus headed to Doolin for a pub lunch, I had a mighty tasty beef casserole.
We passed the Burren too, which is this expanse of rocks. Beautiful Nature.
Our crazy leprechaun of a guide, joe, eventually made his way into our hearts with his mad irish singing and monologues. We stopped at a beautiful ruin, I can't seem to remember the name of.
On the road back to Dublin. Tonight we have to go to Belfast by bus so we can catch our plane in the morning.

Day 4
Monday (Dé Luain) 28th of March 2011

After sleeping in our dodgy Belfast hostel, we made our way to the Europa Buscentre to catch our bus to the airport. Belfast airport was pathetic! Their departure boards weren't even updated so people had to keep asking where their gate was.
Geneva here we come :)

May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be ever at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face
and the rain fall softly on your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand.

Whether I be far or near, may I hear only good news of you all.

A sunbeam to warm you,
A moonbeam to charm you,
A sheltering angel, so nothing can harm you.

May you have warm words on a cool evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.

May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Sunday, February 27, 2011

I'm Back Arnold

Okay, so my friend Cherie is making me want to pull up my darn holey socks and get writing. She has this awesome blog where she writes about all this stuff and doesn't care whether it is the stuff of a literary genius - no, it is just honest down to earth writing. And that's what I think my problem is with writing - I put this stigma on it that it has to be riddled with puns, and perfect wording and simies and metaphors and idioms and alliteration and all the rest which we never bothered to actually understand in school. But why should I spend hours writing, pausing, searching for better words, and then editing and then re-editing it when all my ideas wander away from me. No. NO MORE I SAY. I am now going to write whether or not it sounds nice or not. To my primary school english teacher: Yes I use the word Nice - because I will not waste my time trying to find a fancy snynym and because I bloody well feel like it. So there. Yes i am back Arnold.
I'm not writing. I am letting my thoughts flows through my fingers, tip tipping away on my keyboard.
Okay so I have now moved back to Geneva after nearly a 2 month holiday back home in South Africa. Being back in Europe is a wonderful feeling - being so close to cities of which I dream. I am working for a family here, au pairing 3 boys (AGAIN I know)
I have applied to school in August and April when that letter comes in the mail, it will be my deadline. My deadline to start the foundation course (apon acceptance, bien sûr) or starting another adventure: either finding an apartment of my own and doing some odd job, or finding an interneship or doing the most crazy thing I have ever thought of: moving to New York City or Vancouver with no plan. Of course I'm not going to be an illegail alien (yup i'm humming the song in my head) Im going to do all the research.
So April is when.
Anyhownow, I have a few things on my list now that I am settled in my new job:

Attend cardio-boxing twice a week

find french classes and attend them of course dur

find FRIENDS!!!!! Being new in geneva means i need a new social circle. I have Cherie, my odd but awesome american friend, but sadly sniff tear tear she will be leaving me in August to go and be responsible and start university. I also cannot carry on living vicariously through the movies I watch.

Attend more functions and events

Explore geneva's gems. One never really explores the city they live in, thinking they'll live there forever.

and ya that's about it

so bye for now and i will see you tomorrow maybe

Monday, July 26, 2010

Gassin, France

Little Hilltop Village, I adore you
Little Hilltop Streets, I wander you
Little Hilltop Buildings, I admire you
Little Hilltop People I envy you
Roads the width of a small car
Cobblestones so far apart
Vines creeping up and up
Hazy Horizon, the morning has yet to break
A far-off bark from a Gassin chien
Little Hilltop Village, if only the world were like you
Peaceful, Pretty, relaxed
Excitment arising only for the sweet taste of a simple croissant and the thought of lolling about on the beaches of La Croix Valmer
Lazy, tanned and french

St Tropez


The Azur water glimmers and sparkles under the Hot Hazy sun.
The water does not discriminate
Be it a lowly fisherman who wades in it’s waves
Or a Billionaire’s yacht afloat, majestic and enviable
We are all here to enjoy it’s rhythm
To and fro
Here and there
It moves, licking at the shores like a child licks his melting ice-cream
The sand, with his accomplice, the sun, has no mercy for bare-feet
The water proves an only sanctuary in this heat
But it is welcome, for in St Tropez
On est tout content, toute est bien
Le soleil brille, l'odeur de dejeuner est dans l’air et l’après-midi vient avec le promis d’une petite sieste.
Sun-kissed Tans
Topless French women
Spades and Buckets
Goggle-marked faces
Sand in my Sandals
Sunscreen
Strolling through the port de Grimaud is strolling through Venice
2 scoops, cornet, napkins and camera at the ready
A picture taken here is no comaprison
To the ecstacy experienced by the senses
All is beautiful, toute est jolie
St Tropez, St Maxime
Merci, tu m'as donné une réve

Just touched down in London Town

Wednesday, July 14th

Easyjet ticket in hand, backpack already causing strain and Purse full of Pounds, I board the train to Geneva airport.

I am travelling to London. The London I have been dreaming about since I was 10. The city of queens, tea and scones, jack the ripper and infamous accents riddled with “Oh I do Say” and “Oh how Awfully Jolly”. This is the trip I have been waiting for…

I’m in Geneva airport with my friend, Cherie, and there ain’t nothing that can bring us down. Oh but alas, it is almost 10 o clock and our dear old airplane hasn’t even left Gatwick.

Still smiling though.

Even when, upon sitting in the waiting room for almost 3 hours with constant promises of flight details, we are informed of the dreaded cancellation. Kind of inconvenient, but still smiling as we have just been rescheduled for 10 o clock the next day.

Thursday, July 15th

We are taken on a bus ride, across the border into France to find our little run down hotel, most courteously payed for by Easyjet. By this time it is 1 in the morning and we are politely informed the bus will come and pick us up at 4:45 – giving us 3 hours to sleep. Oh Bother. We all wake up to find that reception is closed leaving us to pile our room keys in front of the main entrance. As I said pretty run down.

Although a teeny bit EXHAUSTED, I’m still all smiles, because either way we are still getting to London. Cherie and I have most certainly pissed off the other irate passengers with our cheery dispositions and loud laughing.

After waiting in Geneva airport, AGAIN, for 4 hours we finally board our easyjet flight to Luton. SUCCESS!

We get to London St Pacras International via the first Capital connect, pull out the Hostel directions and head out on our way.

Walk Walk Walk Walk….OOOOH Red bus!!!!

Walk Walk Walk Walk….OOOOH Red telephone Box!!!!

Walk Walk Walk Walk….OOOOH London Taxi!!!!

Walk Walk Walk Walk….OOOOH Our Hostel!!!!!

Our Hostel is called Clink Hostel and is one of the best hostels I have ever stayed at! Not too expensive, free breakfast and home to some of the most awesome staff!! Set in an old courthouse, the funky vibe contrasts so nicely with it’s original atmosphere of austerity. And the Internet room is wicked cool!!!

We drop our bags and head out for our afternoon exploration. We head down to the Thames and walk along Victoria embankment, eventually finding ourselves in Covent Garden watching a street performance with a Cornish pasty in hand. Sweet way to begin our trip J

Friday, July 16th

Okay so today is the day: We apologize to our feet for what they are about to experience. First we head to Tower bridge and Tower of London. Of course being cheap Au pairs we admire 90% of things from the outside, paying minimal entrance fee.

We had decided to skip the queues of the London eye and head to St Paul’s Cathedral instead. May I just say, the stairs: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!! You do not the meaning of an incline by stairs if you have not experienced St Pauls! By the time we got to the top, our legs had turned to a jelly-like substance. But oh the view!!!!

After our descent, we headed to Westminster to meet up with a friend of Cherie’s. He showed us Big Ben, nicknamed after Sir Benjamin Hall. It first chimed in 1859!!!!

We then saw Westminster Abbey and headed to Buckingham Palace. The biggest disappointment was that those funny red guards with the fluffy hats weren’t there. Tossers!!! Apparently the regiment changes and it doesn’t always mean that it’ll be the same regiment all the time.

So Buckingham palace saw us posing with this burly policeman instead

Trafalgar square then saw me mounting one of its giant lions, with great difficulty I may add.

And Picadilly circus found us with mighty cranky stomachs. We decided to hunt down the nearest KFC. Boy oh boy, We most certainly felt the effects of KFC on our stomachs after not having it for almost a year- ew!

After our tiresome day we headed back to the hostel for a nap. We stopped at King's Cross station to be complete nerds and find Platform 9 and 3 quarters.

Lol You see we were going to paint the town red with my brother’s friend Lliam that night. IN HEELS!!!! Once again we apologized to our poor feet and after our dinner of fish and chips we headed out. We all went to this high-end club called Amika – with a guest list and all!! We got in for free and had free drinks all night. We danced and made fools of ourselves: two poor au pairs amidst the coiffed rich. What a blast!!

Saturday July, 17th

After getting home at 3 in the morning we managed to collapse quietly onto our beds so as to not wake our 10 roomates. We woke up, ate our free breakfast and checked out. We were going to stay with my friend from South Africa, Jess, who is working as an au pair in Richmond. We left our bags in the hostel and headed to the British museum to see the Rosetta Stone. We then walked around Oxford street and Cherie nearly had a hernia when she saw a Mexican food chain called Chipoltle. Hmm I wonder where we had lunch?

We then went to meet up with Jess at the Science Museum. We spent the rest of the afternoon playing science games until closing time. Yes NERDS, I know.

We headed to Harrods, bought Krispy Kream doughnuts and sat outside people watching. Harrods was packed, it seemed like a museum the way people were milling around looking at things.

We then headed to Richmond, where Jess lives with her Host Family. We stopped at the grocery store and boy did I get schooled!!!!! There were no longer cashiers!!! Instead people scanned the goods themselves and payed the machine. It was weird, almost sad to see machines replacing people L Oh but what a joy it was to be shopping in London because compared to Switzerland, things were sooooo cheap!!!! We got to jess’ house, which was a typical squashed double storey British house and after a lot of catching up we finally dozed off

Sunday July 18th

Today we decided to head to Greenwich to the Royal Observatory. We stood on both the western and eastern hemispheres at the same time which, if I do say so myself, was pretty darn cool! We then browsed the royal observatory after which Jess went home to work and we went antique shopping in Greenwich.

We found a typical English pub where we had lunch, and then headed back to Richmond. Jess showed us her local haunt where we enjoyed cocktails and regular middle-class people - compared to the hoity toity of the last club we went to ;)

Monday July 19th

Today was shopping day. We rose and shined mighty early so we could head out to Camden Market – which may I recommend to dedicate more than 1 day for because we were in no way satisfied with the amount of time we were there.

We bargained and shopped and shopped and bargained. Cherie bought a I love London shirt. LOL LOL LOL

I bought a rubix cube LOL LOL LOL

We consumed the most disgustingly greasy Chinese food and headed to Oxford Circus to end our day with tea and scones In John Smiths Department store.

Heading back to Richmond, Jess and her friend had prepared a picnic on the side of the river and we bade farewell to our last night in London.

Tuesday July 20th

Back to reality, we headed to Gatwick airport via the first Capital Connect and boarded our flight for Geneva. Slept the entire flight home!! Getting to Switzerland was surreal: The prices, the language and the people: Expensive and unfriendly.

London was absolutely magical and I loved every minute of it. But the fun, tis’ not over: we now have a week long concert, Paleo, to party hard at.

Oh woe is me ;P

Monday, June 28, 2010

Before I Expire...


Things I NEED to get done before I pass my sell-by date :)
1. Go Bungee-Jumping
2.Go Skinny-dipping
3.Go sky diving
4.Become Fluent in at LEAST 2 other languages
5.Go skiing
6.Swim with dolphins
7.Donate Blood
8.Ride a Camel
9.Ride an Elephant
10.Travel to all continents
11.Go on a cruise
12.Kiss in the Rain
13.Kiss underwater
14.Go on a hot-air balloon ride
15.Learn to play the Piano
16.Run a Marathon
17.Scuba Dive
18.Buy myself my own laptop
19.Go camping for at least a week
20.Have an enormous library
21.Learn Latin
22.Go on a Helicopter Ride
23.Go paragliding
24.Go cliff-diving
25.Experience La Tomatina - Spain
26.Experience Disney world
27.Ride the Cobra, Ratanga Junction, Cape Town
28.Dance in the Rain
29.Have a snowball fight
30.Go to College/University
31.Make a difference in at least one person's life
32.Become Financially independent
33.Stay Silly
34.Live on my Own
35.Ride a horse across a plain or a beach (corny huh?)
36.Do a trolley-run
37.Win Something
38.Thank my mom in the most awesome way for everything she has done for me
39.Wear my Matric Dance Dress again
40.Go to an Opera
41.Go to a New York Broadway Show
42.Go on a Gondola Ride Venice
43.Go on an epic roadtrip with a bunch of friends

To be continued